that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
