Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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