Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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