In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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