I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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