I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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