its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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