that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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