She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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