Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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