yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
