I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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