she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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