So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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