BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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