I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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