ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
