so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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