I got chris browned last night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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