I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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