would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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