I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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