I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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