everyone is single if you try hard enough
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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