I'm going to jail i love you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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