If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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