so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
