Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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