i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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