I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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