Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
