You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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