Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The ass gains better be worth it
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