Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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