his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My life is pants optional.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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