whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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