I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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