I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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