I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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