Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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