honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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