I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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