He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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