It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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