Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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