doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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