Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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