Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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