It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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