So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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