hotel room ftw
wanna go halves on a baby?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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